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When I’m drunk and my friends are trying to keep me from texting my ex

whatshouldwecallme:

Or, that guy who has a girlfriend.

Facebook status from an idiot from my hometown

iusedtobeamonkey:

“there’s African American heritage month and women have their own month… is it racist to ask for just one “white man weekend” I think it’s fair!”

“Can’t we do the black history n women history months on leap years…. like a refresher every 4 years?”

NO….YOU MAKE NO SENSE. PLEASE STOP TALKING. I AM EMBARRASSED THAT I EVEN GREW UP IN THE SAME COUNTY AS YOU.

(Source: adventureswithjaneandjameson)

Gaza Strip is getting bombed, Obama isn’t saying shit.

(Source: lifeisliterallylimited, via fuckyeahmarxismleninism)

powerpuffelli:

Lady Gaga: Harper’s Bazaar May 2011 from Fashionising.com

Lady Gaga: Harper’s Bazaar May 2011 from Fashionising.com

(via icunteventhinkstraight)

immabaristar:

… Not sure if brilliant or awesome.

… Not sure if brilliant or awesome.

This is what every presenter should do.

(Source: lipgallagher, via oakiee)

madster24292:

Rooney Mara wins for coolest haircut

Rooney Mara wins for coolest haircut

sunsight:

cl-productions:

original post

I’m crying.

(via meggers72891)

collegehumor:

Does God Have a Flan for Me?

The answer lies within (the oven).

Does God Have a Flan for Me?

The answer lies within (the oven).

(Source: College Humor)

This is so ironic, I had to immediately take a screen shot.

This is so ironic, I had to immediately take a screen shot.